Election Elation

IS IT POSSIBLE TO WIN AN ELECTION WITHOUT BEING IN THE COUNTRY IT'S BEING HELD IN.......?

NO. IT ISN'T.

IT'S POSSIBLE TO WIN TWO!

After coordinating a massive international political campaign of winning hearts and minds even Beijing and the Kremlin would have been proud of and doing this without even setting foot in Bristol throughout, I won! I think it might sink in when I return in September! Maybe! Everyone who helped knows who they are! :) AND once again, many thanks to the 1065 of you who voted; giving me over 85% of the vote. Quite incredible!

And late last night I was told I'd be Bristol-UWE HC captain.

So two jobs with massive responsibility; but massive pride and I'll give them my best shot! As well as writing a dissertation, doing my final year at uni and getting a degree!

BRING IT!

La Revolution

'MERDE!!!!' I screamed as it sliced into my finger. The perfectly formed expletive bouncing down the corridor so far that no fewer than 6 people turned up at my office door.

'What's happened?!' they all asked, one by one, as if I was going to change my answer.

The blood spoke for itself; 'I've cut my finger on the guillotine' I mumbled with both pain and incompetence.

'We have a guillotine in the office?!' came the confused, and rather surprised response from the assembled crowd.

'Yes of course' I replied. 'We're in France so I naturally figured there'd be one somewhere!'